muahaha(skinny wives out there, don't get mad, it's a joke!
)These are all REAL headlines that I saw today:"Looking for my prize trout, not the usual carp"-Funny, clever... Scientists have been looking for the "missing link" and still haven't found him...
Now it's time to write a kick-ass bio that describes how awesome you are!
Here is some helpful advice and a few valuable tips: 1) Be Different - Most Profiles Look Exactly the Same!
The #1 mistake that people make when making their profile is that they write the EXACT SAME things that everyone else does!
90% of profiles feature the same cliche phrases like: "I'm a hard-working guy who is looking for a nice girl." "I enjoy hanging out with my friends." "I'm an easy-going, fun person." DON’T DO THIS!
Plentyoffish dating forums are a place to meet singles and get dating advice or share dating experiences etc.
Hopefully you will all have fun meeting singles and try out this online dating thing...Remember that we are the largest free online dating service, so you will never have to pay a dime to meet your soulmate.Ok - I don't care who ya are - that right thar wus funny!I don't know that I've seen headlines that made me want to pee my pants before - but some of the profiles sure do. I have this thing I do, to news headlines, article headlines, profile headlines, whatever.If it's seven syllables long, I'll sing it to myself in the tune of "Camptown Races"."I'm looking for Mister Right", doo-dah, doo-dah,"Tired of the games men play", oh-bah-doo-dah-day Try it.It's fun if you're easily amused, and what's so great about being hard to amuse?